"Gurus: The Meta Movie" is a wild, multi-dimensional ride co-piloted by history's greatest minds as they work side by side in the Guru Center.  The founders; Jesus, Buddha, and Mohammed, must navigate the chaos of Nikola Tesla merging his consciousness with the internet to annihilate capitalism, Terrence McKenna administers a reality-altering dose of DMT to Ann Coulter, and Timothy Leary journeys to Mars in search of consciousness-expanding mushrooms. Amidst the madness, a self-aware cartoon named Eisen Godfrey materializes out of nowhere with a dangerous philosophy, "cartoonism", that claims they're all animations from another dimension and devoid of free will. Ayn Rand advocates for female representation at the center, leveraging Alan Watts' faith crisis and a powerful #MeToo moment from Mother Mary, Jesus’s gossipy mom. Einstein's discovery of Eisen's inter-dimensional existence raises fears that their reality is disintegrating, leading to a desperate attempt to save their existence from their unseen creator. But it may be too little too late.